Thoughts I Have While At The Gym

*Am I the only one who sweats here?

*Probably shouldn't have had that chimichanga for lunch...don't fart, don't fart, don't fart.

*Gross, that guy didn't wipe off the machine after he used it!  Thanks for the roaring case of MRSA or some other flesh eating disease.

*Oh the cute old ladies who do their jazzercize warm ups are back!  Haha I love them.

*Am I getting a wedgie?  Hmm...how to successfully pick it without someone noticing...

*Opps...hopefully no one heard that toot...

*(super in shape skinny girl walks by)  Guess I should go up a few notches with the machine resistance.

*You know what would be awesome right now?  Some cake.

*Seriously!  Why is no one else sweating?!